11:29pm September 30, 2014
nannersammich asked: Today a guy came in and ordered a venti nonfat mocha. This guy comes in probably once a week and I recognized his face but I have a lot of customers, so I didn't remember his name for the cup. He rolled his eyes and said it (this isn't his real name): "DAY. VID. Maybe eventually you'll remember it. " I covered up my name tag and said "okay, what's MY name?" He was silent for a second then said "uh...well now I feel like a jackass." That's right motherfucker, the world doesn't revolve around you.
11:26pm September 30, 2014
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
9:11am September 30, 2014
- me: -bounces leg-
- classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
- me: yeah?
- classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
- me: im literally always anxious
9:09am September 30, 2014